Evicted!

Dear Bush,

So, I hear you're leaving the White House.

They must be hard at work painting office walls and working to get the blood out of the rugs in Cheney's office. Incidentally, who gets those contacts? A Bush friend, an Obama supporter? Someone's making bank on all these ch-ch-ch-changes.

This makes me think of more to ask you. For the cross-country move with that mansion full of stuff, it must take multiple 53' trucks to get the job done. Heck you're probably taking more than Bon jovi when they go on tour. Another question - who gets those moving contracts, the one for you and all the ones for all your cronies? Other cronies?

Is this public information? Someone shoulw look into this. Of course, this takes more work than entering a few search terms into a global search engine. So, someone in the press, take this up, eh? Are they sole-source contracts, or is there a bidding process? How much insurance is being taken out on the move? The follow-on questions are endless, so I'll leave them to you to ask and answer.

Oh, and what's in all those boxes? White House pens, or something more sinister? How many national secrets and coverups are encased in cardboard somewhere on I-40 heading west at this very moment?

Ultimate Exit Interview

The ultimate understatement: "Obviously some of my rhetoric has been a mistake." Bush, 12 January, 2009. Mark that day on your calendars, a mere week before the end of the (new) world (order) as we know it.

I can't think of a single thing he's done in the public eye that wasn't a mistake, except perhaps vowing to send money to Africa and better fund AID research. Has anybody checked up on this? Did the funding ever go through 2-3 years back when he made this promise?

Looking forward to putting the "ex" in exit. Hopefully this is the last simian prez. He seems to let his guard down, and is being even boofier and more inane than ever.

Yes, end of the world as we know it. I feel fine.

Is that a clogged drain I hear in the Middle East?

No, it's been blown the hell up like so many schools, highways, mosques and other infrastructure and structures.

Then why the hell is Joe the Plumber going there? To report on what's really going on.

Ooh, this is gonna be good.

Where's the leadership at CNN? I feel back for Christiane Amanpour and other journalists who've actually paid their dues and put in their time, working their way up the chain honestly.

God, I can't stand that f-in' plumber.

Honestly.