Saturday, January 17, 2009

Evicted!

Dear Bush,

So, I hear you're leaving the White House.

They must be hard at work painting office walls and working to get the blood out of the rugs in Cheney's office. Incidentally, who gets those contacts? A Bush friend, an Obama supporter? Someone's making bank on all these ch-ch-ch-changes.

This makes me think of more to ask you. For the cross-country move with that mansion full of stuff, it must take multiple 53' trucks to get the job done. Heck you're probably taking more than Bon jovi when they go on tour. Another question - who gets those moving contracts, the one for you and all the ones for all your cronies? Other cronies?

Is this public information? Someone shoulw look into this. Of course, this takes more work than entering a few search terms into a global search engine. So, someone in the press, take this up, eh? Are they sole-source contracts, or is there a bidding process? How much insurance is being taken out on the move? The follow-on questions are endless, so I'll leave them to you to ask and answer.

Oh, and what's in all those boxes? White House pens, or something more sinister? How many national secrets and coverups are encased in cardboard somewhere on I-40 heading west at this very moment?

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