Do not collect $50b. Just go to jail, you fuck. I mean you, Bernie!
And I want Jim Cramer to have to serve as your warden, walking the cell block at night making mad money threats. It's enough to make a man sick. My man, Bernie, he always kept a smirk, even through the trial. Even in the box. Even in the cell. Even in the hole.
To the judge: may I suggest a life sentence full of hard labor?
Bernie was here. Madoff with the blog. Taken care of now. He's in the box until June.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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